Cut 'em like it's butter man

I swear that line has been stuck in my head for the past four days. Ugh. If you're wondering where that came from, look for it online and see.

Hello readers. It's another [boring] blog from yours truly. No need to read this for am I simply just going to type whatever my delicate little mind has in stored. This may be a long one and I know some of you may not enjoy reading long blogs that may consist of such crap. My apologies for wasting your precious time that may never be returned, especially after my last sentence. For those who truly love reading blogs like this, you've come to the right place...I hope. I should stop blogging late at night. My lack of sleep is becoming much more dreadful than...well ever. It's an ongoing cycle for myself.

I noticed that my blogs don't have "the magic" when it comes to storytelling. You're probably going to go against that statement because you may think that some of my blogs [or all] contain some sort of magic to get the reader interested. I think you're just saying that 'cause you're either my friends or just the fact that you don't know when to be critical at times :x Please do not shoot me.

I mean yeah I share what goes on my mind and just tell it like it is. After reading through my blogs, I thought to myself that 'hey, I could write something better than just saying it. Y'know, give it some deep meaning or whatever.' I've read some blogs lately and usually when someone blogs about an event in their life, it becomes interesting on how they explain it. Forgive me for posting such useless blogs these days since I don't go into detail on what I've done [and don't think so nasty when I said that...jerks].But yeah, you get the picture right? Or do I have to draw it for you? Haha nevermind that.

I really don't know what else to tell you now that I've been on break for so long. Nothing exciting ever happens to me anymore. Sad, I know but I'll wait and wait...and wait for yet another adventure where I will be drawn into sometime soon, or never. So I'll try to come up with some witty storytelling on my blogs more often just so I won't have readers dying from reading a blog that gives no effort of interest...blame my laziness :X Also, I think I've mentioned mostly everything that has happened, which are nothing important really.

I think I've done more on the 'Today, I pretty much did this..." kind of crap too much. Of course most people who blog usually start off with that like myself. But I want to come up with something that'll catch the eye of bloggers for once. The only problem is that my attempt to do it fails. Why? Because I'd rather just do whatever I want without thinking too hard on a catchy sentence at the beginning. I feel like I'm brainstorming for an upcoming essay that has to be precise or something. Oh I miss English class sometimes.

I can never go on a day without writing. You guys know that and whoever else has viewed this. I don't find myself a lowlife when blogging mostly everyday now because I think it's intriguing when people write. Whether if it's about something that just happened or a flashback that crossed your mind, or even when people rant about how fucked up their life has been. At least you wrote it than keeping it inside your mind all the time. I only decided to blog here just on a safer side and I no longer rely on diaries. Who uses those these days?

The last time I wrote on a diary was when I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade. My mom saw my diary that had a cover of Barbie. This was at the time where Barbies were considered to be the 'IT' doll for little girls. She cleaned the room one day and happened to stumble upon my diary. With curiosity, she read what contained explicit content. I will not go into that because it was something that I regret on writing about, and I blame my fucking neighbors for teaching me how to use profanity at such a young age...or I blame myself for early peer pressure.

There's a feeling in my gut where I feel as if I'm about to have a heartburn. Oh joy.

Even cupcakes know when to be THE BOSS. Good morning, afternoon and night!